An open letter to Mothers of Little Girls

OK, my friends (also good mothers) and I have been talking and just because apparently it isn't obvious here is a list of things that you should NOT be doing to your daughter under the age of 10 (or 21 in my opinion - but for the sake of argument 10!!)

Again, this is a SHOULD NOT BE DONE list

• putting Red Bull into a sippy cup for your child
• spraying tan onto your child
• buying dental flippers for your child to cover her missing teeth and especially not to MAKE THEM BIGGER
• teaching (for paying someone else to teach) your daughter dance moves originally used by Madonna, the early years, or Brittany Spears. 
• giving your four year old a pacifier while talking to a camera about how you hope some one (anyone) else will give your daughter discipline
• yelling at your six year old because after 3 hours of hairspray and makeup she is unhappy that you have tried to push a bobby pin into her scalp.

 And in case you are unclear on this, NO she is not having fun.

Thanks to Toddlers and Tiaras for sharing and informing people just how stupid this is.